I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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