Are we in a gay sports bar?
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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