You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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