I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
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