If you die in college, do you die in real life?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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