He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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