I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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