How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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