He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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