That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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