are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Drunk is not a location!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Who put my cat in the fridge?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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