GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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