is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
pop tarts are not kleenex
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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