my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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