think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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