Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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