I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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