I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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