Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Randomize
