we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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