Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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