you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
whose ass print is on the piano?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
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