doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
Randomize
