This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
why is half of my head shaved?
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