I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
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