I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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