I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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