what day is it and did you see me today?
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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