Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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