just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
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