He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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