did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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