I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I'm both gender and math confused
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
