All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I think people are normalizing furries
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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