I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
How external is "for external use only"?
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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