my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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