I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
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