Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
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