Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
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