Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We don't watch enough power rangers
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
This is my gift to your gina
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
Randomize
