She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
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