can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
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