SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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