Well apparently he's into motor boating.
fml, blew my nose and red sprinkles came out and did the splits when i sneezed
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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