can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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