if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
You were trust falling into bushes
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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