PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
