It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
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