At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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