I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
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I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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