Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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