that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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