question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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